Wednesday, February 25, 2015

WARNING! about the Younique 3D Fiber lash mascara

This is stuff I personally experience while wearing the Younique 3D fiber lash mascara and other Younique products and would like to warn you all about!!

WARNING! Wearing the Younique mascara may cause extreme jealousy in friends and family members who do not own the mascara.

WARNING! Wearing the Younique mascara may cause traffic accidents due to other drivers forgetting to watch the road because they had to check out your lashes!

WARNING! Wearing the Younique mascara often causes members of the opposite sex (and in some cases members of the same sex) to think you are flirting with them.

WARNING! Wearing the Younique mascara may cause your husband or boyfriend to develop a new smile, a very happy "I love how sexy my wife/girlfriend is" type of smile! this can cause some sparks to fly in your relationship... good kinds of sparks.

WARNING! wearing the Younique beauty products may cause your skin and eyes to experience a complete lack of toxins often found in makeup. This can cause non-irritated eye syndrome as well as many other serious side effects (e.g. healthier looking skin, longer lashes, fewer breakouts, overall increased happiness levels).

WARNING! Using the Younique Uplift Eye Serum will make you look much younger than you actually are. This may result in problems such as younger men hitting on you, being asked for your ID much more frequently, a severe boost in self confidence (which has a whole list of side effects of its own).
left side: no serum   right side: Younique Uplift

Overall, super dangerous beauty products!

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