Thursday, July 3, 2008

Dear audience, please turn off your cell phones and try not to fart.

Short story, My lil nephew took me to the movies last night, yup he paid and everything, what a gentleman! So since he paid he picked the movie, we saw Hancock. It was surprisingly good and I actually wouldn't mind seeing it again. Maybe even borrowing it from one place or another at some point. Anyways, the movie was good but we sat right close to this lady who wasn't a lady at all! I mean, she was a woman all right, but no lady. Let me explain...no...there is to much...let me sum up.... so she kept talking the whole time and then every few minutes she would fart, not like a cute little baby fart, but like a frikin horn, I am pretty sure everyone in there heard her farting. The first time it happened I was like "wow, thats embarrassing" and then she did it again....and again...and again...all through the movie. I didn't want to turn around and stare at her in case she was retarded or something. So I just sat there as the air got polluted by one woman and her gas problems. I didn't actually smell anything though, it was an amazing experience, I recommend you try it if you ever get the chance!

4 comments:

meleofa said...

Unnur, you are so fun! i love reading your blog. it's excellent. :)

MiriamR said...

ha ha ha you made my day with that one. That is hilarious!!! I would have laughed and laughed. Did you ever get a look at her finally? It reminds me of Eva. She is just a baby though and just farts all the time. But an older lady might be gross now that I think about it. I am glad Daniel is such a gentleman!!! He is learning well!

Hera said...

Unnur you make me smile. I love readieingng your blogs. It's funny being Icelandic and using both Icelandic and English together. I read your blog and laugh. Some of the things you say might be improper for one language but not the other one. So there you are it's fun using both hehe. I say stuff to my family that is proper for Icelandic but not English all the time. Perhaps one day I will have to answer to all of this hehehe. Humour is great. Keep up the good work.

Hera said...

I meant to say reading not readieingng. Too early in the morning heheh.